Daily . . . not so much . . .

I think I've established myself as completely unable to do anything (aside from procrastinate) on a daily basis. So to remove the heavy obligation placed on me by me, I've decided to change my headline. No more false advertising for this lass. Nope, nope.

But you should expect to find plenty of overflow from the 140 character constraints of Twitter. I have got to learn some smaller words.

*AHEM*

It has been brought to my attention that I've been completely neglecting the serving of the randomness. I was informed that if I don't straighten up and get my random act together, that I shall have to change my headline. Of course, this was all done in a most friendly and loving manner . . .

However, given how difficult it would be for me to come up with another headline at this point, I feel it behooves me to follow through with the recommended straightening up and to get back to serving it up.

To signal the turning over of my new leaf, I give you a comic strip that amuses me: Pearls Before Swine. A friend of mine recently turned me on to this strip as a regular read. It's not perfectly consistent amusement, but in the absence of The Far Side, what really is? I highly recommend it to you all. I hope you enjoy!

Argh, so the little strip doesn't shrink to fit my format. You'll have to click on it to see the full thing (i.e. the punch line). If anyone knows how to fix this, aside from selecting a new layout, please let me know. I'm a blogging noob, really.

More fun than Googling myself . . .

According to "Urban Dictionary: Our generation's OED" (The Daily Princetonian) . . .

Mollie: A sex bomb who takes control in the bedroom and gives extreme plesure and ecstacy.

Wow, that's a tall order! No pressure!

(Please note that the spelling errors in pleasure and ecstasy are actually directly taken from the Urban Dictionary site. I may have terrible spelling, but I'm still functional enough to use spell check, thank you very much.)

And by the way, the OED = hawtt! I think discussion of the OED is actually what causes Mollies. Just a theory.

Since I've gone and promised randomness . . .

I learned today that it is possible for a frozen lobster to come back to life when thawed.

Since I found that on the internet, it may very well be of dubious origins/truth. You really have to take things you've learned on the internet with a big spoonful of salt (a grain just simply isn't enough what with inflation). Like this blog. You should take it with a spoonful of salt. And a shot of Tequila. And a lime. Just a serving suggestion.